Our Menu

Hearty breadsticks made from our fresh pizza dough, brushed with garlic-infused olive oil, topped with mozzarella, provolone and cheddar cheese. Stone baked and sprinkled with fresh herbs. Served with our house made marinara.

A baked crispy baguette spread with our basil and roasted garlic pesto, mozzarella, provolone and parmesan. Topped with chiffonade and tomatoes. Drizzled with our aged balsamic reduction.

Spicy Italian sausage, herbed ricotta cheese, red and green bell pepper strips marinated in roasted garlic and olive oil, all wrapped in our fresh pizza dough. Served with homemade marinara.

Cheesy blend of spinach, artichoke hearts, green onions, garlic and herbs. Served chilled with tortilla chips, carrots and celery.

This fresh mix of field greens, fresh seasonally available vegetables and croutons is the perfect accompaniment to any meal.
Small - $5 | Entree - $8

Crisp romaine lettuce tossed with classic Caesar dressing and piled high under croutons, cracked black pepper, aged parmesan and classic Caesar dressing.
Small - $5 | Entree - $8

Romaine, spicy pepperoni, soppressata, salami, provolone, giardiniera peppers, mancinelli peppers and classic Italian dressing. Try to dig your way out of this one!! Served with baguette slices.
Small - $7 | Entree - $11

Fresh baby spinach leaves, crumbled bacon, creamy goat cheese, red onion, sliced fresh mushrooms, tomatoes, roasted red peppers, toasted sunflower seeds, pita bread and honey mustard dressing.
Small - $7 | Entree - $11

The Pahgre's house salad is as colorful and unique as the Uncompahgre Valley. We top fresh mixed field greens with crunchy dried sweet corn, dried fruit, toasted pumpkin seeds and our house made honey-chile vinaigrette.
Small - $6 | Entree - $9

Tender baby spinach leaves, kalamata olives, crisp red onion, slow roasted red peppers, artichoke hearts, pepperoncini and sun-dried tomatoes, all topped off with feta cheese. Served with Greek feta vinaigrette and pita bread.
Small - $7 | Entree - $11

Crisp romaine lettuce, grilled chicken, crumbled bacon, blue cheese crumbles, tomatoes, red onions, hard boiled egg, pita bread and dressing of your choice.
Small - $7 | Entree - $11

Mixed field greens and crisp romaine lettuce dwell among cilantro-lime black beans, tender sweet corn, red onions, juicy tomatoes, creamy avocado slices, green chilies, toasted pumpkin seeds and cheddar cheese. Served with tortilla chips and our house made honey-chile vinaigrette.
Small - $7 | Entree - $11

Thin-sliced roast turkey breast, crisp bacon, baby spinach leaves, avocado, sun-dried tomato aioli and a sprinkling of creamy feta cheese.

Fire roasted green chilies, grilled onions and juicy grilled chicken atop our house made chipotle aioli.

Homemade Italian beef meatballs topped with marinara sauce, roasted red peppers and melted cheese.

Mortadella, capocollo, ham, salami, provolone, grilled red onions, giardiniera peppers, tomato slices and basil aioli. Eat the whole thing or you'll go swimming wid da fishes in the Gunnison River, wearin' your concrete booties!

Grilled, marinated portabella mushrooms, fire roasted red peppers, fresh roasted veggies, provolone cheese, grilled onion and fresh baby spinach with sundried tomato aioli.

Marinated chicken coated in our house made breading and covered in herbs, aged parmesan, marinara and premium mozzarella and provolone cheese then baked to perfection! Served over fettuccini.

Hearty meat sauce layered with noodles and a blend of herbed ricotta and premium cheese.

Spaghetti noodles tossed with a delicate white wine garlic sauce, then topped with tender roasted vegetables, including a variety of local and seasonal specialties.

Rustic ravioli stuffed full of tender mushrooms and melted cheese, mixed with fresh spinach, cherry tomatoes and topped with our creamy Alfredo sauce and sprinkled with walnuts.

Spicy
Fresh ravioli generously stuffed with cheese and topped with our zesty tomato sauce and fresh herbs.

Your choice of our meaty Bolognese or our homemade veggie marinara sauce atop a heap of spaghetti noodles.
Marinara - $9
Bolognese - $13

Fettuccini noodles coated in creamy basil pesto sauce, topped with sauteed mushrooms, sun-dried tomatoes and aged parmesan.

Thick fettuccini noodles smothered in a white cream sauce flavored with Romano cheese, parmesan, fresh herbs, cracked pepper, white wine and garlic.

Ground beef, Italian sausage, pepperoni and bacon.

Just like our Signature Motherload Pie! Generous deposits of premium sausage, pepperoni, beef, fresh green peppers, black olives, red onions and mushrooms.

We'll take care of the outside, you design the inside! Pick any three ingredients from our Build Your Own Pizza menu and we'll wrap them up in our hearty dough with herbed ricotta and mozzarella cheeses.

The ultimate veggie calzone! Roasted red peppers, spinach and garden mushrooms.

Flavor as incredible as the valley itself! Italian sausage, pepperoni and garden mushrooms.

Red sauce, mozzarella, provolone cheeses.
Small (10") - $8 | Large (14") - $13

Creamy white sauce, garlic shrimp, roasted garlic, green onions, aged parmesan, mozzarella and provolone cheeses.
Small (10") - $12 | Large (14") - $24

Grilled chicken, Canadian bacon, bleu cheese crumbles and bacon atop our house made creamy white sauce.
Small (10") - $11 | Large (14") - $23

Fresh chicken, crispy bacon crumbles, tender artichoke hearts, red onion, roasted garlic and premium mozzarella and provolone cheese atop our creamy white sauce.
Small (10") - $11 | Large (14") - $23

Red sauce, mushrooms, green peppers, roma tomatoes, red onions, black olives and cheese.
Small (10") - $12 | Large (14") - $24

Our version of an American classic! We layer white American, provolone and mozzarella cheese beneath sliced rib-eye, mushrooms, green bell peppers, red onions and roasted red pepper strips.
Small (10") - $12 | Large (14") - $24

Sweet n' smoky barbeque sauce, grilled chicken, crumbled bacon, crisp red onion, sweet corn, fresh cilantro and cheddar and mozzarella cheeses.
Small (10") - $12 | Large (14") - $24

Red sauce, cheese and premium pepperoni.
Small (10") - $9 | Large (14") - $14

Grab yer ropes and sneak away with this pie featuring the best the ranch has to offer, including ground beef, spicy Italian sausage, bacon and pepperoni. Red onions, a hefty layer of mozzarella and provolone cheeses and our creamy white sauce make this pie a heck of a heist!
Small (10") - $12 | Large (14") - $24

Basil pesto, mozzarella, provolone, parmesan, roma tomatoes, tender artichoke hearts, roasted garlic and fresh basil.
Small (10") - $11 | Large (14") - $23

Garlic-infused olive oil sauce, tender artichoke hearts, sundried tomatoes, kalamata olives, feta cheese, spinach and grilled chicken.
Small (10") - $12 | Large (14") - $24

We start with a vein of our signature red sauce and add generous deposits of premium sausage, pepperoni, beef, fresh green peppers, black olives, red onions, mushrooms and mozzarella and provolone cheeses.
Small (10") - $12 | Large (14") - $24

Refried bean sauce, taco seasoned ground beef, cheddar cheese, jalapenos, red onions, crushed tortilla chips and black olives. After we bake it, we top it with chopped lettuce and fresh diced tomatoes and serve it with sour cream and salsa.
Small (10") - $12 | Large (14") - $24

Sweet n' smoky barbeque sauce, mozzarella, premium Canadian bacon, pineapple, sweet mandarin oranges and crisp red onions. Add jalapenos or roasted green chilies for some fire on the island!
Small (10") - $12 | Large (14") - $24

Traditional Red | Traditional White | Basil Pesto | Creamy White | Refried Beans | Ranch | Barbeque

For Each Topping
Small - $1.50 | Large - $2.00

Anchovies | Artichoke Hearts | Avocado | Bacon | Black Olives | Bleu Cheese | Broccoli | Canadian Bacon | Caramelized Onions | Cheddar Cheese | Extra Mozzarella | Feta Cheese | Garden Mushrooms | Goat Cheese | Green Bell Peppers | Green Chilies | Green Olives | Green Onions | Grilled Chicken | Ground Beef | Italian Sausage | Jalapenos | Kalamata Olives | Mancinelli Peppers | Mandarin Oranges | Meatballs | Parmesan Cheese | Pepitas | Pepperoni | Pineapple | Portabella Mushrooms | Red Onions | Roasted Garlic | Roasted Red Peppers | Shredded Carrots | Spicy Italian Sausage | Spinach | Sun-Dried Tomatoes | Sunflower Seeds | Sweet Corn | Taco Ground Beef | Tempeh | Tomatoes

Garlic Shrimp Available for:
Small - $4.00 | Large - $5.00

We start off with an Oreo and fudge sauce crust. Layer it with coffee ice cream, fudge, caramel, vanilla ice cream and top it off with Oreo pieces for a taste as massive as the Black Canyon!

A pizza sized cookie, baked fresh to order and served hot and gooey for that unbeatable fresh-from-the-oven experience.

Espresso and amaretto soaked Italian ladyfingers layered with mascarpone cheese.

Sweetened pastry shell stuffed with premium sweet cheese and chocolate chips.

Our homemade rich, creamy custard topped with a contrasting layer of brittle caramel.

We take crispy chicken strips and bake them 'til they sizzle, then we bring them to your table with plenty of ketchup for dipping. Mmmmm!

Don't like sauce or meatballs? This one is just plain pasta with a little butter on top. We'll add some cheese too if you like it that way.

We bring you a plate of pasgetti noodles covered our yummy pasgetti sauce and a big meatball if you want one. Make sure you suck up all your noodles, but don't forget to wipe your face!
With Meatball - $4 | Without Meatball - $3

Cheese-filled ravioli topped with pasgetti sauce just for you.

Don't forget your manners on this one! Just like Gramma makes -thick and gooey- and we'll even cut the crust off the bread for you.

Our mac n' cheese is super creamy, just the way you like it.

Peanut butter and jelly on a pizza??? Just like your favorite sandwich, only better.

A whole yummy pizza just for you!
Cheese - $5 | Pepperoni - $6